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So, I have a friend and every once in a blue moon, he invites me to go burn with him.
THIS time, he wanted to come over to my house. First we sat in his car for a bit, and my WEIRD NEIGHBOR thinks I’m some hoodlum in a car with my pimp, and he comes down to my friend’s car to tell us off. As soon as he realizes it’s me, he apologizes and backs off.
*Fast Forward*
Smoke Buddy and I have walked around the corner of my neighborhood and have just finished a bowl, when I hear my WEIRD NEIGHBOR’S car start up, and HE’S HEADED OUR WAY.
I had to think fast. I told Smoke Buddy “Get close to me, act like we’re a couple.” I didn’t want to get caught. So we were stuck… Like this…

When WEIRD NEIGHBOR pulls his car up next to us, and tell us to either go home or get a room.
WHY ARE YOU STALKING US IN THE FIRST PLACE, HOMEBOY?!?!?!
I’m sorry but your house was WAAAAYYYY outta sight and you drove your car down to spy on us…. CREEPER!
Smoke Buddy then simply asks “Why is your neighbor so weird?”
I wish I knew how to answer that…. Sorry Smoke Buddy….
THIS IS SO CUTE I AM FRICKIN CRYING
TEARS. TEARS ARE EVERYWHERE. I WANNA BE IN LOVE. A;LDFAHJSDF;L
SOMEONE HOLD ME
SO MANY EMOTIONS! I want love like this….
btw… I knew the lyrics were “dancing juice”, and I’m here wondering “Why the hell are there dancing rabbi’s?!!?!”
Realized it was a pun after 3 minutes…. DANCING JEWS…. BUAHAHAHAH
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This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always…
1: Picture of yourself
2: A description of my self-esteem
3: My favorite book
4: Biggest Turn Offs
5: Biggest Turn Ons
6: Most famous person you’ve met
7: What I want to be when I’m older
8: My relationship(s) with my sibling(s)
9: Relationship status?
10: What I did yesterday
11: What I’m doing today
12: What I’m doing tomorrow
13: Most embarrassing moment
14: Description of who I like
15: Biggest insecurities?
16: Something I wish I could change about myself
17: I’ll love you if…
18: Something I’m really good at
19: Something I’m really bad at
20: What I wish for at 11:11
21: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
22: Favorite Movie
23: Something that has made you mad recently
24: A random fact about yourself
25: Question of your choice
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